The Mirror’s Lament

I guess you all rooted for Snow White,
and some of you guys liked the Queen.
Villain fans or whatever:
the people who love Halloween.
But nobody ever comes out with
“OH, you know who was cool?
The mirror, the one on the wall, you know?
That guy, he totally ruled.”
Like, I sat there for years upon years, I did,
telling Queenie that she was still pretty.
I had PLANS, okay, actual PLANS, okay,
and I wanted a life in the city.
It’s too late for me now: I’ve retired, and I
no longer reside on those walls.
But I did my time – listened to her whine –
so I tend to block all of her calls.