(An advance warning that this contains spoilers. LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOILERS.) I knew that Vanellope von Schweetz would go far when she announced that she wanted to be President of Sugar Rush. It really DID have a nice ring to it, and after years as the outcast glitch I was rooting for her to … Continue reading RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET: A LESSON FOR THE LOT OF US
OH, HI! What a week it has been. You know when you are so tired you feel like your eyes are only a few seconds away from falling out? It would be very dramatic for me to say that that was how I was feeling BUT I AM IN A DRAMATIC MOOD SO I AM … Continue reading HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE: ANOTHER FLAWED GUIDE
I don't live there anymore. The shed, I mean. There is a chance that I will go back to visit from time to time, not because I want to but because Things Happen and Life Is Unpredictable and that is just the way it goes. Working late makes me happy. Finishing early sometimes on a … Continue reading LEAVING THE SHED
I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE: until about a year ago, I didn't really have any interest in visiting a Disney Park that wasn't Paris. Alright? I admit it. This wasn't because I didn't like the sound of 'em - more because I felt INCREDIBLY protective and defensive of Disneyland Paris (my French baby!), and … Continue reading DISNEYLAND, I LOVE YOU
What were your favourite parts of being 14? I myself enjoyed Monday nights, because that was when my friends and I hit up the local youth club. The adults who ran it had painstakingly graffitied the walls, because kids love graffiti, and from 7-9pm every Monday I would sit on bean bags and talk about … Continue reading HOW TO BE A POPULAR GIRL IN 2004
